Today we were upstaged by a famous vogue model and a Chinese celebrity. Our watchers quickly turned to the stars and we were devastated.  The ground was still wet, the food was still boring and now our entertaining audience had disappeared.
We began to stake out our territory and noticed that two men in suits were watching from the hill, arms folded as if they were superior to us.  I stood on the box arms folded and staring to out rank them. They did not approach our pen. It worked. We realised later that one of them was Peter Mandelson!